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notallofus) wrote2019-05-08 09:09 pm
notallofus) wrote2019-05-08 09:09 pm
Choosing formalwear! THE HORROR
Go to a club opening, the mission brief said.
Pass codes over and receive a beacon location for the goods they have to transport, the mission brief said.
Buy formalwear for the first time in your life, the brief did not say, but that's Kanan's current assignment, regardless.
He has found dark-colored pants, at least, but are they sophisticated pants? Are they the kind of pants a rich, suave guy would wear to a club opening intended for high rollers and the idle rich?
They're certainly sparkly, when he tilts them in the light, so maybe so. But then, if he chooses these pants, what sort of shirt is he going to need, and will his boots be all right, or is there some kind of shoe he needs to use, too.
And what about make-up?
Which is why instead of choosing several items and making his way to the front of the shop to pay for them, Kanan is standing, stunned and overwhelmed, in the pants aisle. One of several pants aisles, actually.
This is hell.
Pass codes over and receive a beacon location for the goods they have to transport, the mission brief said.
Buy formalwear for the first time in your life, the brief did not say, but that's Kanan's current assignment, regardless.
He has found dark-colored pants, at least, but are they sophisticated pants? Are they the kind of pants a rich, suave guy would wear to a club opening intended for high rollers and the idle rich?
They're certainly sparkly, when he tilts them in the light, so maybe so. But then, if he chooses these pants, what sort of shirt is he going to need, and will his boots be all right, or is there some kind of shoe he needs to use, too.
And what about make-up?
Which is why instead of choosing several items and making his way to the front of the shop to pay for them, Kanan is standing, stunned and overwhelmed, in the pants aisle. One of several pants aisles, actually.
This is hell.